New Delhi. Prime Minister Manmohan Singh had important things to take care of right from the moment he left US after the UN meeting. Merely a few hours after his departure and while he was still on board Air India One, US government shut itself down, making us believe how good an administrator Manmohan is that everything was honky dory when he was on US territory and things collapsed immediately after he left.
We love each other says Manmohan and he would do everything and anything that he asks him to do.
PM had to answer a lot of questions to media traveling with him in his special aircraft. The most prominent questions were on the controversy around ‘Dehati Aurat’, and Rahul’s ‘complete nonsense’. The less important issues such as his meetings with Obama and Sharif found rightful place at the bottom of Television screens.
Just when PM touched New Delhi, he rubbished all demands of his resignation and made it very clear that he would meet Rahul Gandhi to sort out the matter.
“I started my day on Mahatma Gandhi Jayanti by meeting two Gandhis”, PM paid tribute to all Gandhis- living or dead this morning. “And I met both well before 10 am, a time when many young Indians and Gandhi Followers were not awake celebrating Gandhi Jayanti only as a Holiday”, Manmohan had some strong words. “I don’t leave any stone unturned if it is about Gandhi”, he kept it ambiguous after a point.
Mocking Now correspondent who was tracking all the development, sneaked inside the PM-Rahul meeting and sent the below transcript of their discussion.
[Rahul was sitting comfortably dumb on a large sofa inside his house, PM enters silently, no knocking. Manmohan bends to greet Rahul and just when he reaches the knee length, Rahul realizes someone has come in.]
MMS: Hello Rahul, how are you?
Rahul: Very good, how are you doing Manu?
MMS: Aapke raj mein jee rahe the, ab lagta hai aapke raj mein marna bhi padega.
Rahul: What nonsense. Kya hua?
MMS: Ab aap jale pe namak bhi chhidkoge. Pahle le liye, aur ab wahi bulwana chahte ho?
Rahul: What happened to you? Log US jaake English bolne lagte hain, tum wahan se wapas aake sirf Hindi mein baat kar rahe ho. Kuchh serious?
MMS: Anyway, the point is why did you bring down my authority publically?
Rahul: Bring down your what?? You hardly speak one or two words, at least chose those wisely.
MMS: Sorry. You should not have done what you did publically.
Rahul: Complete nonsense.
MMS: Yeah, that’s the one.
Rahul: What nonsense. I am saying that your telling me to not do something in public is complete nonsense.
MMS: But I meant for the ordinance where you coined the term complete nonsense.
Rahul: So what’s your problem?
MMS: People tell me that I should feel insulted at what you said, ultimately it’s my government.
Rahul: They are just trying to fool you by saying it’s your government. Do you also think so?
MMS: Hahaha….
Rahul: Good. So, be cool. No one would every agree that you are corrupt and that you in your heart support this ordinance.
MMS: Aap kitne mahan ho Rahul G.
Rahul: Complete nonsense.
MMS: You are. How about the letter that you wrote to me praising my wisdom and leadership in difficult times, and the strength of your conviction?
Rahul: In my opinion, that should be torn off and thrown out. That’s all rubbish.
MMS: Thank you. So what should I do now?
Rahul: What have you been doing till now?
MMS: Hahah.. got it.. Thank you. I would like to work under your leadership.
Rahul: What have you been doing till now?
MMS: Haha… You are so funny. Thank you.
[Meeting ends, MMS comes out.]
“I fully support Rahul Gandhi and his vision. What he said is also the pulse of the nation, and since he has decided something, I respect the strength of his conviction”, PM briefed media about his meeting with Rahul.
